Merci, M. Échantillon

My last post came from my first “date” with Échantillon. He later treated me with a lovely selection of toys and equipment, though it came as something of a surprise, since he previously gave me very little inkling of the sort of thing he was into. I had a much better idea later, while standing on my tiptoes with my hands tied to a hook over the door frame.

I had a lot of fun with him, but when I saw him again things were a little…different. We met to see a movie, which got me all excited for hand jobs in the back row, but he picked a really good movie and then led me to a seat smack dab in the middle of the theater. I thought maybe he had his signals crossed, but happily got engrossed in the film, my feet on the seat in front of me and my arms wrapped around my knees. Then about halfway in, his fingers tiptoed along my arm and grabbed my hand. Okay… I let him hold it for a while, but then I got bored with it and started stroking his thigh, figuring if he was going to distract me from fine cinema I might as well make it worth the while. He let it go on long enough for me to feel him getting hard through his jeans, but then tsked me and threaded his fingers through mine again. After a little while I think my derrière fell asleep.

On our way out of the theater he suddenly pulled me close and kissed me. “Yay!” I thought, ready to walk over toward his place. But just as I was about to say “take me home so I can taste your cock” he insisted on dinner. Fine. I wandered around with him, trying to think of the quickest place we could grab a bite. He suggested arepas, since I’d never had them. Good, great…at least it sounded like it wouldn’t take long. While standing in line to order I furtively grabbed at his belt. He chuckled and brushed my hand away. I tried not to fidget impatiently while waiting for the food.

Meanwhile, he insisted on getting-to-know-you talk, asking me about my family and my job and my interests and telling me all about his new apartment (awesome, I can’t wait to see it), and blah blah blah blah blah. As I blah blahed back to him it dawned on me that he was having a good time just hanging out with me. I settled down a little, laughing with him as I bit into the ridiculously full (but delicious!) taco-sandwich-thing and making eyes at him as I licked guacamole off my middle finger. In my haste to get to the sex I’d kind of forgotten that dates can be fun too.

I’m not wholly comfortable interacting with men unless we’re going tête à tête between the sheets, although I never really realized it until sitting across the table from this one. Face to face across a tiny little table, I got self-conscious and started squirming in my seat a little. I recognized that he was a little nervous too, that he wasn’t totally sure if I liked him or not. I resisted the inclination to alleviate his insecurity underneath the table and smiled instead. I reached across and touched his hand as I said, “Hey, I’m having a really nice time with you.” And I meant it. Suddenly, like magic, he smiled back and said, “Me too. Are you ready to go?”

Published in:  on February 13, 2009 at 7:41 pm Leave a Comment

Yes, that’s exactly the way to get me into your bed.

Take me to a nice bar, buy me delicious alcoholic beverages that are better for drinking than they are for getting drunk. Talk about things that are interesting. Tell me I look lovely in my dress. Touch my neck when you’re complimenting my earrings. Be interested in things I have to say. Teach me something new and tell me about books I’d like to read or films I’d like to see. Rub your knee against mine under the bar. Order me gourmet food and share it with me. Sharing is better than giving me my own. Refrain from making overtly sexual comments, but lead me into making them. Give me a little rub on the small of my back to give a little pretense to your desire to touch me. When I have had enough to eat and drink, don’t even give me a moment to question payment.

Once we’re out the door, push me against a wall–any wall–tell me how you’ve been holding back all night, then kiss me hard. Harder. Pull my hair to lift my chin and kiss my neck. Unbutton my coat and grope at my breasts. Fumble with the hem of my skirt. Press your erection against my thigh and tell me you want me. I’ll squeeze out from under you and run, but only to hail a taxi.

After you tell the driver where to go kiss me again. Place your hand on my knee…this should be a question more than an action, and my answer will be to open my thighs for you. Slide your fingers under my skirt and feel the bare skin at the top of my stocking. Gasp when you realize I’m wearing garters for you. Call me a slut and pull me into your lap. Wrap your arms around me, peel my skirt up to my hips and force your hand between my panties and my hot, wet pussy. Push one finger into me, lingering a moment to tease me, then rub it on my clitoris, whispering into my ear that sluts get what they ask for. Give me a safe word and tell me I’ll need it. When I come for you tell me to be absolutely silent and grin as I struggle to comply. Then slide your fingers in me, first one, then two. Rub at my g-spot. Ask me if I like being fucked with your hand in the back of a taxi. I do.

On our way into your home if I make a clever and adorable joke about the name of your building you should tell me it is clever and adorable. Rush me up the stairs to your apartment, but stop on the way to grope at my ass and nibble at my neck, and be sure to tell me it’s because you can’t resist. Take me to your kitchen first; I adore kitchens. Please make sure it’s clean. Pour me a glass of wine or champagne and also pour us each a glass of water. Do not forget this step–even if you don’t drink yours I will do so eventually. Put on music. Kiss me again, this time slower, less hungry. Tell me I’m a very bad girl for letting you touch me like that in the taxi. Tell me what happens to bad girls in your house. When my eyes light up, put a hand on my waist and steer me toward the bedroom.

Published in:  on January 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm Comments (2)